April 2013
3 posts
February 2013
3 posts
after another weekend in new york...
My life.
casualnewyork:
“You must love in such a way that the person you love feels free.”
– Thich Nhat Hanh (via thatkindofwoman)
WHEN I DRUNKENLY CONSIDER TEXTING MY EX
howdoiputthisgently:
January 2013
3 posts
When my friends tell me I should audition for The...
myfriendsaremarried:
and I’m just like…
but on the inside I’m like…
3 tags
“Dating culture has evolved to a cycle of text messages, each one requiring the...”
– The End of Courtship, The New York Times
2 tags
“Being on a first date is like holding in a giant fart for four hours, the fart...”
– Thought Catalog
December 2012
2 posts
When I'm at a holiday party & someone asks if I'm...
Pretty much this.
whatshouldwecallme:
3 tags
Hasn't Happened to Me Since Middle School
okwhatevercupid:
I didn’t know that people still did this. Are you not familiar with how the pretty girls noticed each other and untied early on in life, starting with the unpredictable 1 hour of free time in school known as lunch and recess? If not, you are ugly. Good to know that this person who lives in CHICAGO, noticed the value of having me sit at his lunch table.
Also he is bisexual,...
October 2012
6 posts
When my friend comments on how many people I've...
myfriendsaremarried:
And I’m just like…
2 tags
When my friends tell me I only date guys who are...
myfriendsaremarried:
1 tag
My love life in ten years
whatshouldwecallme:
Expectation:
Reality:
1 tag
Whenever I'm on a date with someone I met online
myfriendsaremarried:
1 tag
When my ex pretends like he doesn't miss me
whatshouldwecallme:
WHEN A GUY TELLS ME I SEEM LIKE A BITCH
howdoiputthisgently:
I’M LIKE:
September 2012
5 posts
WHEN IM DRUNK AND TRY TO DESCRIBE MY POSITIVE...
howdoiputthisgently:
WHEN A GUY PAYS FOR MY DRINKS ALL NIGHT
howdoiputthisgently:
When my friends are all talking about their...
myfriendsaremarried:
When my ex wants to get back together
whatshouldwecallme:
August 2012
7 posts
1 tag
WHEN MY EX LEAVES ME A VOICEMAIL
howdoiputthisgently:
3 tags
“Agreeing to be exclusive with someone, while thinking in the back of your mind...”
– Via this great post from And That’s Why You’re Single
THAT RELATIONSHIP YOU JUST CAN'T QUIT
howdoiputthisgently:
3 tags
“When a relationship starts with, “This isn’t going to be a thing, right?” and...”
– Both Sides of a Breakup, via The Cut
WHEN I MEET A GREAT GUY WHEN IM WASTED
howdoiputthisgently:
July 2012
5 posts
1 tag
That time I almost gave my ex a second chance
whatshouldwecallme:
5 tags
When delusional girls make up excuses for why a...
whatshouldwecallme:
Oh you take 15 minutes to text me back?
sodamnrelatable:
Bitch, I’ll take 18.
via sodamnrelatable
June 2012
6 posts
1 tag
3 tags
WHEN A GUY IS TOO NICE
howdoiputthisgently:
4 tags
1 tag
May 2012
35 posts
#Accessorizing
Him: Do you have a cockring?
Her: No, but I have a scrunchie.
1 tag
3 tags
When my relatives start asking me why I haven't...
whatshouldwecallme:
I’m like,
When my boyfriend asks: \"Are you still mad at...
whatshouldwecallme:
“I’ve got no strings, so I have fun. I’m not tied up to anyone.”
– Pinocchio
1 tag
BEFORE I HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE
howdoiputthisgently:
2 tags
On Men Who Aren't "Looking For a Relationship... →
2 tags
“This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers.”
– Bridget Jones
1 tag
When my date says he had a great time and then...
whatshouldwecallme:
