May 2012
35 posts
#Accessorizing
Him: Do you have a cockring?
Her: No, but I have a scrunchie.
May 31st
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May 29th
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When my relatives start asking me why I haven't...
whatshouldwecallme: I’m like, 
May 29th
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When my boyfriend asks: \"Are you still mad at...
whatshouldwecallme:
May 25th
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“I’ve got no strings, so I have fun. I’m not tied up to anyone.”
– Pinocchio
May 22nd
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BEFORE I HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE
howdoiputthisgently:
May 21st
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May 21st
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On Men Who Aren't "Looking For a Relationship... →
May 20th
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“This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers.”
– Bridget Jones
May 20th
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When my date says he had a great time and then...
whatshouldwecallme:
May 20th
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“Many men admire strong women, but they do not love them.”
– Elsa Schiapperelli
May 20th
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“When we first started dating, I was completely mind fucked by your mother. I...”
– My dad, providing words of wisdom while driving me to the airport. (via playfullyseductive)
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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“Bird boy was supposed to be one stop on a world tour. You don’t play...”
– Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23
May 17th
May 16th
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When I text my crush to hang out, but then he...
whatshouldwecallme:
May 15th
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“People who are worthy of love generally return it in like new or better...”
– Daily Reflection: Some Fashion And Beauty Advice I Would Give My Younger Self At Graduation
May 15th
May 10th
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Date By Numbers: ghosts of relationships past →
I love this. Great philosophy, datebynumbers: My world is small and I like it that way, but it does have consequences. Run-ins for me are the highlight of my day. I get a twisted pleasure out of handling supposedly awkward encounters with poise and panache. There is no reason we can’t all do this. Remember, every relationship ends except one…
May 10th
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“If something is important to you, you will find time for it.”
– (via beatboxgoesthump)
May 10th
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“Never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
– Oscar Wilde
May 10th
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May 10th
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When I see my crush at the bar
whatshouldwecallmemaybe: After 1 drink: After 3: After last call:
May 9th
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my life
shloobykitten: Must resist the urge to make a vague status update alluding to a perceived disappointment in my personal life
May 9th
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“5. Be proud and brag. Let your spouse hear you talking about them in glowing...”
– 15 Ways to Stay Married for 15 Years
May 9th
May 9th
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“When it comes to men and ice cream, I will sample pretty much any flavor. My...”
– An Ode to Dudes, xoJane.com
May 9th
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“and baby, when it’s love; if it ain’t rough, it isn’t fun.”
– lady gaga (via sometimesiwear)
May 8th
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May 7th
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“Love is not an option. Death, taxes, and love. It’s something we all just...”
– That’s some straight up wisdom from The Bachelor host Chris Harrison. More here.
May 7th
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May 4th
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When me and ex tried making things work
whatshouldwecallme:
May 3rd
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“Caroline is way hotter than that voice in my head who sounds like Tom Waits and...”
– Nick, New Girl
May 2nd
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Date By Numbers: happiness commandments →
datebynumbers: Many of you have emailed me recently about being stuck in a rut.  Here’s a reblog that helps me when I’m in one.   datebynumbers: I am prone to ruts, and I am in one now.  Recognizing that things weren’t quite on track, I sought out a quick fix.  I started to run more obsessively, cook frequently, and write like a fiend.  All the while, The Happiness Project by Gretchen Rubin...
May 1st
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April 2012
19 posts
Apr 30th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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When I'm on a date, and the guy tells the waiter...
whatshouldwecallme:
Apr 26th
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Apr 24th
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“When men talk about women being crazy, it’s generally not because a woman is...”
– Lady, You Aren’t Really “Crazy” via The Gloss
Apr 23rd
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This would be more funny if it were less true.
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
When another one of my friends gets a boyfriend
I could reblog pretty much every post on this blog and be perfectly happy. That is all. whatshouldwecallme:
Apr 19th
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When my boyfriend gets mad at another guy for...
whatshouldwecallme: On the outside:  On the inside:
Apr 18th
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“Can we just all agree that no one has ever missed a text message? If I don’t...”
– Bad Advice From My Brother
Apr 17th
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“I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriously,...”
– Penny Lane, Almost Famous
Apr 17th
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