Conversations with the BFF
- Her: I don't tell dudes I'm a lawyer until the third date. They get all freaked out that I'm smarter than them.
- Me: ...That is fucked up. And you are smarter than them.
- Her: I know.
- Me: I hate dating.
November 2011
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“I date more than anyone I know, just less effectively and less efficiently.”
—Anonymous/me
The Sadly Effective Pick-Up Line You've Probably Already Used
“Ugh, so hungover. How you feeling?”
Works like a charm. Sadly.
“…every intimacy carries, secreted somewhere below its initial lovely surfaces, the ever-coiled makings of complete catastrophe.”
—Elizabeth Gilbert, Committed
“I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t already know, and make me laugh. I don’t care what you look like, just turn me on. And if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps through the snow. I will nibble your mukluks with my own teeth. I will do your windows. I will care about your feelings. Just have something in there.”
—Henry Rollins (via beatboxgoesthump)
