25 First Dates
Girlfriend Switch MIA →
fckupid.com
But girlfriend switches are not light switches, sometimes they’re just not there! You can’t flip a switch that doesn’t exist.
December 2011
32 posts
“Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.”
—Groucho Marx
“As it turns out, even the most together woman can’t keep it together when it comes to love.”
—Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City
“I love my New York girls, I just wish they would go to the suburbs to find their husbands.”
—Patti Stanger
“If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.”
—Holden Caulfield, The Catcher in the Rye
“This time when we kiss, I feel it in the pit of my stomach, I feel it in my heart. And I realize love isn’t about sex. It’s about connection.”
—Ellen Hopkins (Impulse)
“The very essence of romance is uncertainty.”
—Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)
Emotional Suicide
Definition: Voluntary, self-inflicted death by feelings.
Common Usage: I can’t continue seeing [redacted] without defining the relationship - it’s emotional suicide.
SGI Inspiration: Guidance on looking for a relationship →
sgi-inspiration.tumblr.com
had a wonderful dinner last night with SGI-USA East Territory Young Women’s Leader, Michele Joo, who was the one to shakabuku’d me a little over a year ago.
naturally, as YWDs, we were talking about being single and (like many YWDs our age)…dating. Michele shared the most amazing story that…
THE VICE GUIDE TO EATING PUSSY →
vice.com
Should be required reading, please add to the curriculum.
He-tox
Definition: The slow and painful process of removing a man and/or Oxytocin from the body, mind, heart and vagina.
Common Usage: I had to go through a major he-tox after realizing that my fuck buddy would never commit to a real relationship.
Guy-atus
Definition: A voluntary hiatus from the man species.
Common Usage: So tired of putting up with his bullshit; time for a guy-atus.
