25 First Dates

May 31

#Accessorizing

• Him: Do you have a cockring?
• Her: No, but I have a scrunchie.

May 29

glamour:

Today in weird stuff: bracelets that display your relationship status.

When my relatives start asking me why I haven’t found a nice boyfriend yet

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m like, 

May 25

When my boyfriend asks: "Are you still mad at me?"

whatshouldwecallme:

May 21

“I’ve got no strings, so I have fun. I’m not tied up to anyone.” — Pinocchio

BEFORE I HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE

howdoiputthisgently:

May 20

On Men Who Aren't "Looking For a Relationship Right Now."

“This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers.” — Bridget Jones

When my date says he had a great time and then never calls again

whatshouldwecallme: