25 First Dates

This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers.

Many men admire strong women, but they do not love them.

Never love anybody who treats you like you’re ordinary.

and baby, when it’s love; if it ain’t rough, it isn’t fun.

Love is not an option. Death, taxes, and love. It’s something we all just got to suck it up and pay.

I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriously, ya never get hurt. Ya never get hurt, ya always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

I’ve always felt it’s ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You’re my friend, you’re my wife, you’re my girlfriend, you’re my co-worker. This is your box, and you’re not allowed to stray outside of it. I gave that (monogamy) up a long time ago. Those rules don’t apply anymore.

Why don’t you tell me that “if the girl had been worth having, she’d have waited for you?” No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody.

If you’re not sure how to act with a guy you’re seeing, just do whatever he does.

You should be kissed and often and by someone who knows how.